Goddess Lysistrata is a spiritual, dating, and abundance coach.

She believes energy, love, and abundance is all there is. If you would like to show her how abundant you are, make a donation below and tip accordingly.

MONTHLY EXPENSES

Rent in ATX …………………………………………………..…………1,500

Utilities ……………………………..………………………………………….400

Groceries …………..……………………………………………………1,000

Hair color and trim ………………………………….………..600

Spa facials ………………………………………………………………400

Massage/physical therapy………………………….250

Mani/pedi …………………………………………………………………300

Make up ……………………………………………………………………….150

Skincare …………………….…………………………………………………125

BDSM gear ………….……………………………………………….……200

Lingerie ………………………………..………………………………………300

Professional coaching …………………..……………….400

Gym/fitness studio …………………………………………...200

Coffee bean subscription ………………………………40

Anecdote candles ………………………………………………..150

Shopping spree ……………………..………………….limitless

Apology fee (as needed) …………200 - 1,000+

Lyft & Ubers ……………………………………………………………..400

OTHER EXPENSES EVERY 3 to 6+ MONTHS

Lip filler ………………..……………………………………………………… 500

Botox ……………………..………………………………………………………300

Professional fees ……..……….…………………………………200

Microneedling …………….…………………………………………800

Sculptra ……………………………………………………………………1,400

Eyebrow microblade ….…………………………………… 700

Bicycle repairs ……………………………………………………… 400

My next tattoo …………………………………………………. 2,000

Stock my home bar …………………………………………300

Just because ……………………………………………………..5,000