Goddess Lysistrata’s body is a temple. She believes in creating a paradise that needs no escape. That means looking and feeling her best at all times.

If you’d like to tithe and invest in Goddess’s life, see the amounts below and tip accordingly.

YOU LOVE IT HERE

You benefit from being in the presence of a beautiful woman. Therefore, you must invest in the maintenance of that beauty.

Goddess Lysistrata (you may know her as Elle) is the prize, and gentlemen, gentlewomen, and gentletheys love providing for her.

MONTHLY EXPENSES

Rent in ATX …………………………………………………..…………1,500

Utilities ……………………………..………………………………………….400

Groceries …………..……………………………………………………1,000

Hair color and trim ………………………………….………..600

Spa facials ………………………………………………………………400

Massage/physical therapy………………………….250

Mani/pedi …………………………………………………………………300

Make up ……………………………………………………………………….150

Skincare …………………….…………………………………………………125

BDSM gear ………….……………………………………………….……200

Lingerie ………………………………..………………………………………300

Professional coaching …………………..……………….400

Gym/fitness studio …………………………………………...200

Coffee bean subscription ………………………………40

Anecdote candles ………………………………………………..150

Shopping spree ……………………..………………….limitless

Apology fee (as needed) …………200 - 1,000+

Lyft & Ubers ……………………………………………………………..400

OTHER EXPENSES EVERY 3 to 6+ MONTHS

Lip filler ………………..……………………………………………………… 500

Botox ……………………..………………………………………………………300

Professional fees ……..……….…………………………………200

Microneedling …………….…………………………………………800

Sculptra ……………………………………………………………………1,400

Eyebrow microblade ….…………………………………… 700

Bicycle repairs ……………………………………………………… 400

My next tattoo …………………………………………………. 2,000

Stock my home bar …………………………………………300

Just because ……………………………………………………..5,000