ARE YOU MY TYPE OF MAN?
Men are invited to meet my expectations. The woman is the prize. The man is the provider. The provider provides. The prize is a reward for good behavior. Hi, it’s Me. I’m Woman.
Women are Goddesses. Just look at our celestial figures. You think about us even when we are not there. Goddesses are luxurious experiences, and we deserve to be paid for existing. When you are in the presence of a Goddess, bring her a hostess gift because you have entered a sacred place.
If you're on my website, you've voluntarily chosen to step into deep and mysterious waters. I am the tide, undertow, and the captain of my ship.
This is my world, a world of female empowerment and Goddess recognition. It's an exclusive, invite-only party. If you're ready to rise to the occasion and meet me on my level, you'll receive an invitation to join this transformative journey. Dating a Goddess is a big deal. Just in case there is any confusion, Goddess Lysistrata and Elle are the same person.
I’m multi-dimensional. I do not fit into a single box. I will keep you on your toes. You will have to keep up with me if you want to stick around. The dating standard is me. Meaning, you have to treat me better than I treat myself.
I have hundreds of men in my DMs seven days a week telling me I'm pretty, smart, well read, funny, interesting, hot, sexy, intelligent, a great writer, dream girl, etc. They all want to buy me dinner and drinks. Several want me to travel the world with them. I can do all of those things by myself. Men need to do all those things PLUS more!
Go Big or Go Home.
If you want me as bad as you say you do, then rise to this challenge and try harder. Dust yourself off and try again. It really is that simple. Your words must match your actions. My standards are intentionally high. Only the most divine can breathe at my altitude.
Visit my maintenance and experience pages to see how my time is valued. Show some discipline and read each page to completion.
Real Men Know How to Value a Woman's Time.
If a man is willing to pay for everything he wants in his life in addition to a woman's precious time + energy + beauty, he is showing me that he has divine masculine energy. That is the provider and protector behavior I love to see. That's a man who wants to be the change he wishes to see in the world. That's a man that is blessed with abundance. The law of the universe is always working in his favor. That's my type.
Watch Yourself
I roll deep with a spiritual squad of ancestors and spirit guides. I have an intentional spiritual practice. I’m a psychic, medium, and High Priestess. You should tread lightly and respectfully in The House of Lysistrata. Only the most divine can swim in the high seas.
I have an abundance kink. If you want to make women happy and get a chance to date them, change your energy. Let go of any self-limiting beliefs you may have about dating and women. And always compensate them for their time, energy, and beauty.
I'm Really Quite Nice When You Come Correct.
Women are multipliers. Whatever you bring to us, we multiple. That goes for love, feelings, respect, power, beauty, financial abundance, and good vibes.
If you have your shit together and you're ready to get blessed TF up, you may contact me.
* * I take my time and energy so seriously that donations are required. See the experiences page. That ensures I don't waste your time or mine. If you are accustomed to investing in all the things you want in life, including the finer things that bring you joy, then you'll have no problem with my high standards. Women are inherently expensive. It's in our nature, and we are worth it. Real men will always see the value in spending time with a Goddess.
In dating relationships, men and women are meant to be collaborative components. Just because I require donations for my time does not mean I don't value yours. It just means your collaborative role is provider, while mine is the prize.